Suicide by Helium

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member VIP

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    She went out laughing.

    Investigators have ruled the death of a missing Delaware County woman found Saturday in Ridley Creek State Park a suicide by helium inhalation. Police tell NBC10 they found evidence at the scene, and the confirmation came from an autopsy.Teresa Mastracola, 44, of Millbourne, Pa. was last seen on Dec. 3. Investigators say she was spotted leaving her home on Millbourne Avenue.[​IMG]Credit: Millbourne Police DepartmentMastracola’s family tells NBC10 she was an avid hiker and bicyclist who often frequented Ridley Creek State Park in Edgmont Township. On Saturday, police say they found Mastracola in a heavily wooded area in Ridley Creek State Park.On Monday, the Delaware County Medical Examiner ruled Mastracola's death a suicide. According to the examiner, she died from asphyxiation caused by helium inhalation.


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    renchfrieswith Well-Known Member VIP

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    Helium is heavier than oxygen, that's why you gotta be careful not to inhale too much. It'll stay in the bottom of your lungs unless you stand upside down. Eventually it gets absorbed by your lungs and they get rid of it it, but that takes a little while.
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    It is the new chosen method for suicide. That is what the new Kavorkian is using. They sell masks that connect to the tanks. Gives a whole new meaning to the Party store where you buy balloons.
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    you'd just fall asleep so it would be a peaceful death, I'd use nitrous oxide though
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    and the Darwin Award goes to............
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    is it still Darwin if you meant to do it?
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    i was thinking that myself
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    yea, there was a Frontline episode a few weeks ago about assisted suicide. this is the most popular, painless method these days. pump He from a party balloon tank into a plastic bag over your head and breathe. your body acts as if it's breathing in oxygen. after about 30 seconds... gonzo
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    Boy band One Direction dies inhaling Helium, World rejoices.


    [video=youtube;qi1pcyWM-LI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi1pcyWM-LI[/video]
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    :dontknow: it just seems like a dumb way to go
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    Do you sell Twat Cream?
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    good to know! :yes:
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    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Helium is lighter than Oxygen.(Helium has 2 Protons,2 Neutrons....Oxygen 8 Protons,8 Neutrons.Per Nucleus on average.)

    It's the displacement of Oxygen from the lungs which leads to Death.(Hypoxia)

    Also Helium is chemically neutral.It doesn't bind to anything so it should just escape when breathed out.
    Most likely.......Use of Hood for Suicide.
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    Shit. Looks like I was misinformed.
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    :lol:





    You STUPID!! :cwl:
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    uncalled for :mad:
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    anyone else getting the chrome redirect away from this page for malware?
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    It's from a hotlinked gif.
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    thats a nice park minus the dead bodies of course

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