Superstar Burt R on death's door. How will Howard die?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Jan 25, 2013.

  1. Dlist

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    Trampled by a Horse?
    Smothered by his wife with a pillow?
    Will Leon Bear sit on his face and suck the life force out of him?
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    soon we hope!
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    Howard's final moments will play out like this, all alone in a room full of marbles.

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    I'm pretty sure that years after going totally silent and becoming a shell of his former self, Fred will wake up like Big Chief in Cuckoo's nest, smother Howard with the Wig, and then throw a drinking fountain through the fish bowl as he runs out of the SXM building.
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    Choked to death on a big black beer can thick cock- with a huge smile on his face
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    When I come to power. (beside cloning 1000 of me)
    I will put the jew to work!

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    Nibbler Life's A Gas Gold

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    How should I know Connie?
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    with a dick in his ass :grad:
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    He's already dead. This bald neutered guy is a damn good impersonator, plus for his whiney voice they pump the HELL out of the bass on the board- there's so much bass, it's out of control on my car stereo which is already at negative 5....
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    Hopefully from aids he contracted from Beff. I hear they go in bareback in the middle east.
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    that!
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    Negative 5 is what the show would be rated if anyone still cared about the asshole
  14. beetlejosh

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    His wig will get tangled around his adam's apple & he will choke to death. :coffee:
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    Alone.
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    he died about 4 years ago..his decripted rotting corpse is still haunting the sirius halls..
    they need a good exorcist
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    [video=youtube_share;x9FIx4X4F7A]http://youtu.be/x9FIx4X4F7A[/video]
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    ...or having a heart attack while jacking off to this:

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    Ronnie with a knife in ball room, Colonel Mustard sees the whole thing go down from the kitchen...
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    Fucking hell, the hate is strong in you guys.
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