Taking Shits at Work

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Nov 5, 2012.

  1. Swayze

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    I'm sick of it and boycotting it. :shit:

    I used to shit 2 times a day at work but now I"ve trained my asshole to only shit on my home thrown. :shit:

    Somebody always walks in while I'm shitting or there is somebody else dumping when I want to shit.
  2. DrivenByDemons

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    fuck that, I love getting paid to shit
  3. Capn Crud

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    Lol
    I'm shitting at work as I type this :cool:
  4. BrulesRules

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    I do it everyday at 10:30am..they have a crew of mexicans that clean the bathroom twice a day so it seeems pretty sanitary for a public restroom.
  5. JJR

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    Lisa G takes shits at work.
  6. Swayze

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    That sounds nice
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    I generally grind only at home.
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    home thrown huh?
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    does ur fat mother shit in a diaper?
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    it's lovely..even have a wall mounted hand sanitizer dispenser.
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    Son. :hw:
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    Hey Goaty!
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    My weed is home groan.
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    I'm crapping at work this week indeed. My sewer line is busted at home and until the city boogs fix it, I'll be holding it until I get to work.

    Or I could just shit in the hole in front of my house.

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    Last edited: Nov 5, 2012
  16. Ano

    Ano Merry Krampus

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    Pro Tip

    Flush toilet while evacuating to help with sound
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    Not only do a drop bombs at work, I proudly walk to the throne room with newspaper in hand
  18. Capn Crud

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    And smell
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    I try not to shit at my customers' offices. Instead I find a hotel. Their shitters are always nice and clean.
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    this weekend i was reading about how the gubment of india has hired a p/r firm to help educate the masses about the faux paus of shitting in the street...

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