Tech advice, please.

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  1. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck VIP

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    My mouse has been double-clicking on me for several days now. I thought it was my wireless mouse, but I switched it out for my old wired one, and it's still doing it. When I go to click on a link, sometimes more than one will open. I tried changing the click speed from fast to slow, but that didn't help much. Anybody got any helpful hints? Or maybe some off-topic asshole remarks?
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    Bake a roast faggot
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    Have you tried shoving it up your ass?
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    I prefer deep-fried faggots.

    No room, with the router and all.
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    I know this is out of line given the past few responses but have ya tried reinstalling the mouse drivers? :coffee:
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    I googled.

    Unplug the USB, take out the batteries, and blow under the crack of the left mouse button. Click both buttons for 30 seconds to remove static electricity, then give it another blow. Then, try the mouse out. If it doesn't work the first time, try one more time.
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    Did you try jpeging it?

    :artiejj:
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    why don't you blow under his crack, you faggot
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    or shove it up your ass.
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    Cheri, we're not anywhere near one another geographically. Can you offer something more helpful?
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    :jj:
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    Blowing your mouse. :giggle:
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    Catch a flight. Jesus Christ do I have to think of everything?
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    piss on it while you have a fork in a wall socket....that should fix it
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    yeah, I'm going to do that.
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    Kanye is bringing you down
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    Yes, both sets. Didn't help.

    The wireless is clean, and the wired is impossible to blow out, as it has a sealed case. And all the connections are clean, because I opened the pc a couple of weeks ago and cleaned everything out with an air duster and soft brush. The wired is using the PS2 post, BTW.

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