The Holidays With Wingy *Instagram-free pics*

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  1. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Hello Boys and Girls!

    For those of you who are bored and/or shunning the world, I have some terrible pics from my phone that not even lame Instagram filters could fix. :transcheer:
    Sidenote on Instagram: Just because you use it, does not mean you are now a professional fucking photographer. Stop posting that terrible shit all over Facebook and get a real camera or do Photoshop. :nag:

    The journey begins with Christmas.
    I made my Twin, Evil Monkey, a flying fire-breathing monster to scare away her nightmares but I think it's adorable and if I was a nightmare, I would hug it. :hug:

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    Here it is hanging with another one I made for myself.
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    Would post super cute pics of my nephew with the HUGE dog I got him but I sense pedobear lurking. [​IMG]

    Wingy The Red-Nosed Stoner
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    Present to myself: A waterproof notebook for my shower genius.
    My first waterproof haiku:
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  2. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Which brings me to Arizona for New Year's
    I didn't take many pics because my phone died at the wrong times.
    Here is me bout to leave:
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    Had a beautiful flight there with a gorgeous view of the full moon above the clouds and wrote my first mile-high haiku...Which is totally what I should have named it! :doh:
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    I then spend the night at my cousin's house which won Worst Shower Of 2012.
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    This picture really doesn't do it justice. At one point I dropped my soap and almost said, "fuck it."


    I also gave him a waterproof notebook and wrote him a "hate your shower so bad but even more cuz i'm hungover" haiku.
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    For New Year's Eve I made jello shots.
    Hollowed-out strawberries filled with mango jello spiked with coconut vodka and topped with whipped cream and dark chocolate shavings. Beat that, Franzipanties! :c
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    Gawd they were good. :drool:


    After we ate all the shots, me and 2 friends went to downtown Phoenix and ended up at Monarch or some shit right at midnight. We got our shots right after the countdown and when our bartender was finished making out with some broad.
    The music was ok, so I wiggled a lil, but mostly just watched people.


    Several drinks and a few bowls later...
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    No real story here. Peeing->pulling tights up drunk->ripping->sleeping


    The good news is that I made it to my hotel room.
    New Years Day, 2013, looking out my window at the Hyatt Regency in Phoenix, which has an excellent breakfast buffet. :buffet:
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  3. zhukov

    zhukov His brain is gone, Jim VIP

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    tits or GTFO
  4. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    You're cute.

    I write sometimes as well, we should trade ideas
  5. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Wrong thread jackass.
    PM me any time. I used to write things that rhymed, but haikus are more fun.


    Oh, my Halloween Haiku rhymed, actually.

    Knock knock trick or treat
    Sticky candy sure smells sweet
    brains now zombie meat. :facepalm:

    I was trimming weed at the time.
  6. Phillip

    Phillip Active Member VIP

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    Show us your tits ho
    It is all we care about
    Not your stupid trip
  7. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ New Member Shot Dead

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    Thanks for sharing, nice pics.
  8. BearShit

    BearShit Well-Known Member VIP

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    this
  9. BearShit

    BearShit Well-Known Member VIP

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    THIS

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  10. BearShit

    BearShit Well-Known Member VIP

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    And This
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    eliasbboy Moderator Staff Member

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    Wingy! Happy new Christmas Holiday Year!

    Good to hear from ya. I'm on the phone so I haven't seen the pics yet but I'll peak later.

    :wave:
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    BearShit Well-Known Member VIP

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    Some great points being brought up my Zhukov and BearScat :grad:
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    koam Playa' Pimp Gold

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    Picture thread :yay:

    What exactly is a Haiku? I always think of the wrestler whenever I hear that term.

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  14. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Got to know where to look. Not my fault yer stupid and missed it. :no:
  15. BearShit

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    I am lazy
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    Wing is a good looking woman.
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    Dungeon of Doom bitches
  18. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Sup, Elias! :hug:
    They are nothin special.
    Syllables: First line 5
    second line 7
    third line 5

    You want the first line to be an attention grabber, the 2nd to be story and the 3rd to bring it all together...or some shit.
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    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    hi Wing :)
  20. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Sorry. Stupid AND lazy. :no:

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