The Howard Death Pool

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  1. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Active Member

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    How will he meet his end?
    I predict it will be rotting ass cancer....:yes:
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    probably poisoned by Beth and her boyfriend.
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    cheezedbyfate Active Member

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    nah,he's a cuckold....howies paying her and nacho hush munee
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    at some point she's going to want to marry this guy AND have ALL the money.
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    Long term exposure to hairpiece glue causes an inoperable brain tumor.
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    While getting adventurous with the pool boy, a light bulb will shatter in his ass. He will die from the resulting staph infection.
  7. MatthewT

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    throat cancer
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    I think Howard will outlive many of us. He is currently 58. Both his parents are at least in their 80's. I think he has at least 30 years left in his goofy-ass body before he leaves the planet. He'll die of old age.

    He doesn't like to travel, he doesn't take risks, he has stayed in reasonable shape, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't drink heavily, he's married younger, and he has the resources to access the best health care in the world.

    He'll turn into that old guy at an event honoring his "work" who everyone has to yell at so he can hear. They'll chuckle uncomfortably at his jokes. They'll pretend to not smell his BO or breath and nod their heads while holding their breath.

    And he'll die of old age sometime in his late 80's to 90's. There is a good chance at least one of his daughters will be dead by then. Beth will have gone completely ape on cosmetic surgery if she makes it that long. She'll essentially be taking care of Howard's dad when she's taking care of Howard. The humiliation he'll suffer in old-age will not be ignored. Some old people, somehow, are able to lose their vanity and be "okay" with others wiping their ass. Howard will have difficulty with that idea and hire full-time help to do such things.

    He's not going to be charming like Shatner in old age. It'll be ugly.
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    shot and killed
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    Maybe, like Robin, he'll catch the cancer from Will Murray.
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    Lung cancer from doorknob polish fumes.
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    He will live a long and miserable life.....:giggle:
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    Yup. Beth will look like the astronaut's wife...Buzz's wife. If I wasn't on my phone id look up a picture.
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    It's like Woody Allen in the beginning of Annie Hall where he compares life to the two old Jewish women at a restaurant. "Oh, this food is awful! And the portions are so small!"
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    killed bending over to pick up a nickle and hit by a bus.
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    He'll die of sadness once "The Amazing One" sues him in court for Alimony and Child Support for his newly born Half Heeb/Half Pollack Retarded baby . . . :pray:

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    P.S. All those lost "Marbles" will bring about a massive "Marbles" Heart Attack in divorce court . . . :pray:
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    Old age and senility....Should be any day now
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    food poisoning from raw fish
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    Beth will put Battery Acid in his Cranberry Juice . . . :pray:
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    dissection of his ascending aorta.

    common in Marfan Syndrome.

    and deadly.

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