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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Feb 19, 2013.

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Does Howard Stern Wear A Wig?

  1. Yes he does

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  2. No he does not

    10.7%
  3. Go wash your pussy

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  1. dawg

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    Does Howard Stern wear a wig? Yes or No?

    We have all seen both sides of the argument! Cast your vote now!

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    Betho wears a beard
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    This is a Global issue :grad:
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    BENJY wears fat
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    Wig while I wash my pussy :coffee:
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    can Chriza vote from the Crossbar?
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    it's questions like this that keep me up all night
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    dawg unleashed
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    It is not possible for it to be pitch black yet he says he has never dyed his hair. So we can all agree to a man that there are no 60 year old men with Howard's blood line anywhere on the planet with pitch black hair. Then it stands to reason that it is also not his hair. His father has been bald for ever and his mom is balding! This mother fucker is also bald. Except for any plugs of course.
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    trust me
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    Can I help?
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    The real question is would we recognize him without his wig?
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    :words:
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    Its a merkin
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    Here's the Solution:

    Take one of Howard's discarded toothpicks and compare the DNA with a hair or two from his headphones. I bet they don't match.

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