The UFC was much better back in the day, when there were only 2 rules...

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    No eye gouging, and no biting! Everything else goes! :c
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    Jim J Jiblets Fuck Off Dimmy! VIP

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    It all started with this dirtbag's burp.

    [video=youtube;JzynOCnAVqU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzynOCnAVqU&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
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    Ulama was better when the losing team's captain got sacrificed.
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    Those were the days, I loved the fighting back then, but the fact that in order to win you had to fight some 3 fights in the same night made a little unfair advantage for anyone who was injured when a sub had to come in and fight.
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    fenderbaum New Member VIP

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    I think that Pride or K1 were better fighting in the early days compared to UFC. Well maybe not K1?
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    Jim J Jiblets Fuck Off Dimmy! VIP

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    Went to a few Pride shows. Otokomatsuri was the shit.
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    Jim J Jiblets Fuck Off Dimmy! VIP

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    I'll just write the joke thats gunna follow. :facepalm:

    "Thanks for coming out of the closet. Good luck to you and Otokomatsuri."
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    So was Kazushi Sakuraba. Pride put on some really epic matches in their heyday.
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    Jim J Jiblets Fuck Off Dimmy! VIP

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    Fedor fought the huge Brazilian. Knocked him out in 54 sec. or some shit.
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    Fedor is a beast.
  11. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    You know what I'm talking about. :pimp:

    I will never forget UFC 2 or 3, where this big dude elbow pounded the FUCK out of some guys head like 10 times, even after the guy was knocked out, can't find it anywhere on the internets. :dontknow:
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    Jim J Jiblets Fuck Off Dimmy! VIP

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    Gave Sakuraba a high five at the show.

    39 = san-ku (saku)

    Loved that guy.
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    I can still remember how much my friends and I loved watching the UFC in the early days.
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    fenderbaum New Member VIP

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    Absolutely. We would go to the fights when they were anywhere in the tri state region. The fighters were some of the most gracious athletes ever, so kind. I remember shaking the hand of Pedro Rizzo and talking to him after he got beat up pretty good at the Mohegan Sun.
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    fenderbaum New Member VIP

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    He was one of my favorites.
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    Sakuraba used to smoke before matches. :jj:
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    Jim J Jiblets Fuck Off Dimmy! VIP

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    Loved watching him fuck up one Gracie after another.
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    fenderbaum New Member VIP

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    That is an asian thing, most of those folks smoke, it calmed them and helped focus.
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    Me too.
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    Caster Fly New Member Shot Dead

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    "No knees or elbows to a downed opponent".

    Now the faggots drop to a knee anytime they are being hit as a strategy. :nooo:

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