There's gonna be a stranger in my apartment today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Dec 7, 2012.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    And I won't be home :worried:
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    DawgShed Ads

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    Will they be looking for cock bumps?
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    But you'll be coming home to a nice clean apartment, right?
    :)
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    Bed Bugs?
  7. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    Worse

    Cleaning lady :eek:



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  8. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ostensibly
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    :yell: AMBER ALERT :yell:
  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Can I kick it?!?! VIP

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    hide the crock pot and star wars glasses and any other valuables.
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    koam Playa' Pimp Gold

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    Aren't you pushing 40? Time to buy a house before you drop dead of old age! :c
  13. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    Fuck I forgot! :eek:
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    GHP
    bitches
  15. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay
  16. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    you forgot the part where they rather be there when youre not there ;)
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Shot Dead

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    Must have been a groupon.
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    [video=youtube;nB-6g-q5yXI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB-6g-q5yXI[/video]
  19. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member VIP

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    No I'm dropping a bunch of cash on this broad :nocheer:
  20. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Shot Dead

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    How much? I used to have a lady come every 2 weeks. It was only 75 bucks per visit for a 2 bedroom/2 bathroom place, but she ended up getting deported. :( I never bothered to replace her.
  21. Mr. Potato Head

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    I bet he tries to fuck her. :no:

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