Threaten my life in this thread.

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  1. KOC

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    How would you kill me? Reps for the creative responses.

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    I would hand HAL a loaded gun and have him walk in circles around you
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    Imma make you walk down any city street named MLK Boulevard wearing this:

    http://blog.fitted.nl/wp-content/uploads/i-hate-group of lovely people-die-hard.jpg
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    i would smear peanut butter on you and give hal your address
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    cut off aid to Canada.
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    oma plata
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    He'd drop that shit like chicken.
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    :jj: Do some research on the state of our respective economies, son. Nobody's getting bailed out here.
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    last night next to the 110 freeway in south LA there were like 8 ghetto fireworks going off; like, barely cleared the housetop level before they exploded

    i couldn't stop laughing
  11. KOC

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    I repped you, but that shit wouldn't kill me. Gogoplata. That's a life-ender.

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    I could fuck you until you died from a heart attack, an aneurism, a stroke or dehydration :dontknow:
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    Everybody stop using HAL to kill me!!! :cuss:
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    Tie you down and let GP2 rape your ass to death...

    with a broom handle if he can't manage an erection (GP2 Style) :cool:
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    Guaranteed LULZ! Watch this:

    [video=youtube_share;NRItYDKSqpQ]http://youtu.be/NRItYDKSqpQ[/video]
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    I'd probably inspire the first erection he's had in a year.
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    :spit:
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    overhydration
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    HOLY FuCKING SHEE-IT.

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