tOM Cruise could have used a few more good men to take care of his Unibrow

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member VIP

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    Im just sayyyyyyyyyin .its really bad in that movie. He is still hot though. I hope my face ages like his does. That new movie he is In looks good too.


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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!liaF
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    All that smoking and drinking aren't gonna help your cause bro.
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    I hardly drink. I am going to try to quit smoking next year but I do need a good moisturizer
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    I'm watching it right now! Just coming up to the good part where Nicholson snaps and yells "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"!
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  7. Super Mario

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    He was amazing in Born on the fourth Of July. One of my favorite movies with him. My mom was born on the fourth too.

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    Not even trying to be rude here, but semen is an excellent moisturizer.

    I know this from personal experience.
  9. Super Mario

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    yeah. I like how on the bottom of the screen they are doiing a countdown till he says it :jj:
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  11. Super Mario

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    :bigthink: even my own??
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    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    It amused the snot out of me to read that Keifer Sutherland actually ran over a few "marines" in the scene in Guantanamo, before the lunch with Nicholson. "In all fairness, a hummer is a foot and a half wider than most vehicles"

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    I assume you meant to quote me there - let's just say I'm eternally jealous that I pay $20 for a bottle of Oil of Olay, and you can just jerk off in your own hand directly from the source. :mad:
  15. Super Mario

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    :c
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    I use Lab Series for men.
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    Did they kill the Marine cause he was gay?? im confused
  18. Super Mario

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    hahaha he is too damm hot in this movie too.
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    ill look in to it :up:
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    You could earn 20 bucks if you let guys jerk off on your face.

    Just saying.

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