"Wandarama"

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    "Do not use around pacemakers, or electrical devices."

    My mom called me this morning to ask why I had a death wish for my dad. Her and my brother thought it would be really funny to tell me that I had him sent to the hospital last night.

    It was a $3 toy that I got each of my nephews............THREE DOLLARS! I didn't read the fucking fine print or consider I might give my dad a fucking heart attack!!! Jesus h. Christ.

    [video=youtube;l3itPY39lWE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3itPY39lWE[/video]
  2. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    Pacemakers are so fragile that a 3 dollar toy can bring them down? :wtf:
  3. Super Mario

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    I would stick that up my ass :eek:
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    RIGHT??? I guess they read the fine print before anybody used them in front of him.......but holy hell!

    I'm not going to share this tidbit with my nephews. ;) That would ASSUREDLY give my dad a heart attack finding them using it like that.
  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    Gumdrop! Time to thrust! :madsex:
  6. Sternac

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    a simple magnet can bring down a pacemaker
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Merry Christmas dollface! :hitit:
  8. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    After watching the video, that's exactly what that wand is
  9. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    I thought this was a misspelled Bob McCallister thread :facepalm:
  10. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan Of Sweat Gold

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    I wouldn't pay a penny more than a Twonie for that garbage
  11. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    I know a woman named Wanda. I can picture her coining the phrase "Wandarama" in reference to how many men she spreads her legs to
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Twoonie, you cheap-ass wannabe Canadian. :facepalm:
  13. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan Of Sweat Gold

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    whatever :fil:
  14. harlock

    harlock Coming Soon... Staff Member

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    Is that a double Loonie?

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  15. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Close!

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