We Are All Related

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  1. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Hey, this guy says we are all one big incestual family. :hump:
    He seems to know what he is talking about.

    Christians basically believe the same thing.

    Theories? Thoughts?

    [video=youtube;BhtgINeaJWg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BhtgINeaJWg[/video]




    We are all distant relatives of Schmoopy. :worried:
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  2. DawgShed Ads

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  3. Root

    Root New Member

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    In that case, I want to bang my "sister"

    :gig:

    I fucking love the Quagmire smiley :jj:
  4. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member

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    Wing ,your a hatchet man for the new world order.
  5. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Let the skeletons fly! :uconduct:
  6. Root

    Root New Member

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    Bring it on :hump:
  7. MisterSeven

    MisterSeven New Member Shot Dead

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    Of course we're all related. More importantly, we are all comprised of stardust, so what?
  8. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    So you mean to tell me that Shakespeare, Beethoven, and Buddha have been all up in this? I guess I get around. :hump:
  9. TonyJax

    TonyJax Well-Known Member VIP

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    Its your turn to cook and do the laundry.
  10. MisterSeven

    MisterSeven New Member Shot Dead

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    Exactly! You are part of that. For real. Cool, eh?
  11. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member VIP

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    I searched my italian last name on facebook once and a bunch of blacks from nigeria had the same last name.

    But it was in an area that italy had colonized, so hopefully it just means somebody in my family owned slaves.

    And don't bother with the True Romance youtube, assholes. :rolleyes:
  12. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Hatchet WOman

    I am taking resumees
  13. Root

    Root New Member

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    Online applications?
  14. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Yes.
    I just wanted to feel closer to you guys, that's what. :wub:
    You have Shakespeare's humor, Beethoven's feet and Buddha's thumbs.
    Already? :mad:
  15. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    So, are you Sicilian? Cause only southerners and Sicilians are dark.
    If so, we are closer related than most here. :woowoo:
  16. ChuckZ

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    We are all related to the first single celled organism.
  17. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member VIP

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    Calabrese. I don't think we're that close, your ass doesn't run in my family. :depressed:
  18. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Even more reason to breed :woowoo:
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    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    We are also golden, yet at the same time we are billion year old carbon. I suggest we get ourselves back to the garden :grad:
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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