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  1. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Active Member

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    6 hour long writers meetings!

    Everybodys a writer!

    Lisa G sits at the table!

    Quality is showing!
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    tv910 Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's just more of the Emperor's New Clothes strategy that has shaped Howard's career. He says that he's KOAM, America's Judge, creating The Revolution, etc. and keeps repeating it until enough people start to believe it. Now he thinks he can convince the listeners (and John Malone) that he's working really hard and improving his show and channels when there's been ZERO evidence to suggest anything has actually changed - they're still just recycling the same lame guests and bits and the programming on H101 still sucks.
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    and now we're supposed to get excited about the Hanzi show. They are actually going to fly him in from Canada. Nobody gives a fuck about Hanzi, except maybe Hanzi's parents.
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    After hearing how disturbed and paranoid Hanzi is, I'd wonder even if his own parents give an F about him.... :dontknow:

    He's AWFUL.. ANYONE who thinks a show with HIM as a host would be anywhere near good, is as nuts as he is. :grad:
  5. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Poster Of The Year

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    Howard even took a dig at Tim today saying all of "Tim's" hard work has led to nothing but wack packer shows.

    Guess Howard doesnt want Malone to think he is responsible for all the shit shows.
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    tv910 Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's always been smoke and mirrors with Howard, that's one of the reason he doesn't get the respect he thinks he deserves from people outside of his fanbase. Now that so many of his former fans have wised up, he won't be getting it from them either.
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    But I don't even know if I believe the level of Hanzi's paranoia. I feel like it's manufactured to a certain extent. Howard is so freaked out about his image these days - i.e. kissing Lena Durham's ass and all the backpedaling involved - that he could not possibly give the reins to someone as (allegedly) unhinged as Hanzi for fear that Hanzi would say something that would turn middle America against America's Judge. We can't even have retards on anymore!! What has this world come to? RIP Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu.
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    Yep, he's setting it all up so that when its all over he can deny responsibility for anything. Scummy move.
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    Mr Vengeance Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard's become like the old fart teacher. Most teachers work very hard and put in hours that no one sees. But then you get that one lazy fuck who after the first few years, he gets tenure and just starts recycling the same old course plan. Same tests get recycled over and over. He does no prep during the summer, which most teachers do do. He just shows up in class, and goes through the motions. Kind of like the old fucker in the movie Teachers, who ends up dying at his desk, and no one notices all day.

    I had a guy in high school who taught English lit. He gave us the same test three times and didn't even notice. By the third time we were all looking around at each other laughing our asses off.
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    Imagine if you are john mallone who has been doing LBO's and M+A's all his life, basically finding value and removing waste, and you see this(on a PREMIUM station no less):

    H101
    2 pm – 5 pm
    Stern Show Shuffle
    5 pm – 6 pm
    Jackie's Joke Hunt
    6 pm – 7 pm
    Stern Show Shuffle
    7 pm – 8 pm
    Riley Martin
    8 pm – 9 pm
    Jackie's Joke Hunt
    9 pm – 10 pm
    Stern Show Shuffle
    10 pm – 11 pm
    Riley Martin
    11 pm – 2 am
    Stern Show Shuffle
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    Honestly? The Stern Show Shuffle is the only funny thing on H100/101 these days.
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    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    it's just a different way of saying "I hit it out of the park everyday." Same bullshit, different day. Only the casual listener or the delusional will buy into it.
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    as Robin pointed out the other day: "The buck stops here" (quote from Ronald Reagan)
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Poster Of The Year

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    Over the past couple of months Hanzi became a regular caller on what is now "the artie lange show". Hanzi's basically the only Stern show caller who Artie has had on the air because he wanted to avoid recycling Stern's material hence: no wackpackers, particularly hi pitch eric.

    Recently Artie and hanzi discussed flying hanzi in to sit in on the show as a guest.

    Am I the only one who thinks this is a passive agressive move by Howard to lay claim to one of "his wackpackers". I just find it odd that after years and years of calling in that Howard decides to give hanzi a show the second he gets an offer to appear on Artie's show.
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    When Malone starts cracking skulls I'm going to be GLUED to the radio.

    This may be the dynamic that brings the show back in all its glory.

    Angry pissed off howard is radio gold. I used to be glued to his live reads back in the day because it was a given he would go nuts at least once a day.

    Here's to hoping malone makes his life hell
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    The only way to improve the show is to get Jackie back, and that will only make it 25% better. Stern has done too much damage and can't undo the harm he has caused to his own show.
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    That's interesting....I didn't know that Hanzi called into Artie's new show. If that's the case, it's a total fuck-you to Artie courtesy of America's Judge.
  19. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Shot Dead

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    Sadly nothing probably won't even happen when Malone takes over.:facepalm: This fucker seems untouchable and unfazed,I just don't listen anymore and I haven't missed a damn thing based on the comments here. I've got the archives and that's all I care about. Anything past early '09 is dog shit Jones in my opinion.
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    Ha ha. I had a teacher in high school who I had for a few different classes and I did no homework but aced all of the tests. My last name ends with a Z and was the last person in class to get handed the test because he had a seating order in alphabetical order and everytime I got the test with the answer key on it...the guy was beside himself as to how I could do no work, yet get A's on his test. He never figured out why either.

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