What Did The Cardinals Give The Pope For a Retirement Present???

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  1. booybob

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    First choice of the Alter boys. :facepalm::hat::D:c:cheer:
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    A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and spot a young boy bent over.
    The priest says "let's fuck him". The rabbi says "out of what?"
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    Speaking of priests and alter boys, I suggest checking out the documentary Mea Maxima Culpa. It's on HBO On Demand. Unfortunately my hometown of Milwaukee is front and center with what went on at St. John's School for the Deaf back in the 60 and 70's. Very interesting to see how dirty the Catholic church is all the way to the top.
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    I have no problem with organized religion (in theory) but this is why catholics make me wanna vomit. They support this shit....they know it goes on yet still shovel $$$$ into the vatican's coffers. They should all be charged with conspiracy and hanged.
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    They gave him Stan Musial's last uniform.
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    A young boy's tootsie roll.....get ready for Howard's Pope impression ad nauseam the next few weeks (or whenever he gets back from his latest fucking vacation)....hilarity....
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    [video=youtube_share;CuSHRdm5Oq0]http://youtu.be/CuSHRdm5Oq0[/video]
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    Kevin Kolb and a bag of footballs!
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    Wiggo seemed to calm down with the pope impression, I guess the same PC sht he watered down for alot of other stuff.
    I liked when he did them back in the days...: pope:
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    Plus the part I love is this. The local archdiocese in Milwaukee has filed for bankruptcy because they can't afford all the settlements that have been won against them. Yet the Vatican is adorned in the best of everything. They damn well knew what was going on so I always say they need to sell a few of those priceless paintings and pay those victims what they deserve. And Ratzinger before becoming Pope had all these abuse cases come directly across his desk so he knew as well.
    I was raised Catholic and I'm happy for the education I got in Catholic grade school back in the 70's and 80's. I'm also grateful that I never had any of this stuff happen to me. At this point in my life I'm agnostic but don't have a problem with those who want to believe or belong to a church. But for those in the Catholic church to be such sheep and believe that none of this happened is really sad and pathetic.
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    Fact. There is more wealth "Gold, art, Jewels etc.." in Vatican city than anywhere else in the world.
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    Shower with it and go straight to Heaven!

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    For anyone who doesn't know or care anything about history....just watching "The Tudors" or "The Borgias" on Showtime should be enough to make you fucking hate the Church and "men of God".

    And I'm sure they were actually much worse in real life.....
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    and anal:grad:
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    Wow. Thanks for posting this. Nice to know that George W. Bush granted full immunity to the Pope for sex crimes against minors in the US.

    If you get the chance, watch the Penn and Teller episode about Sensitivity Training in America. Talk about bullshit.
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    That's why I don't go to church anymore; I simply can't take the shit the organization is selling. Nice to see 1 other person from Milwaukee! :beer:
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    :D
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    Autographed photo from Jerry Sandusky

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