What is a funny Thanksgiving Memory?

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  1. TonyJax

    TonyJax Well-Known Member VIP

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    My parents had a neighbor that was a cop and he got some mail order bride from Thailand.

    He bought all the crap we get for Thanksgiving and gave it to his wife to cook while he was at work.

    He brought some single cops over to eat.

    His wife had chopped that turkey up and BBQ it and made some rice dish.

    We had a bunch of police over that day to eat with us.

    I dont remember if the Thailand woman came over, she must have been munching on her rice.
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    Shit thread.
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I'm trying to think of a funny Thanksgiving memory and coming up empty.

    :nocheer:
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    gwartney Naturally Autodidactic Gold

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    Once we had a big outage and the technician couldn't figure it out. I got to go out and hold his hand for the entire day. I was management. I worked for free that day.
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    I went to a uncles house and they made gravy with boiled eggs chopped up in it.

    People were actually gasping when they poured that crap on their plates, they had no idea what they were getting.

    Who puts boiled eggs in gravy?
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    Who BBQs turkey and rice?
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    Women from Thailand :dontknow:
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Actually ... that sounds pretty good. I always liked the sound of Asian Breakfasts better than western ones .....
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    Thanksgiving with my parents and grandmother and ex-husband and teenage kids... We were playing board games.. My hyper competitive daughter was taunting my middle son relentlessly. Finally he just punched her in the face, in front of my grandmother! He is lucky to have made it home alive but now it's one of our favorite stories.
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    Sounds gross. :puke:
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    [video=youtube;lf3mgmEdfwg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg[/video]
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    Uh, sounds like he did the right thing to me .....
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    I seem to recall that Alice Cooper did something similar - someone threw a chicken on stage and he said, "I'm from Detroit, what do I know - it has wings, it'll fly ..... "
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    Hurry up :Toetap:
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    My only funny memory was when I was eighteen. We were playing football and I went off to the side to relieve some gaseous pressure and totally blew ass in my sweats.
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    [video=youtube;ZE7tyW8CYXs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE7tyW8CYXs[/video]
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    Asian Breakfast!
    http://www.mrbreakfast.com/w_asia.asp
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    My favorite Thanksgiving memory, by Jiblets.

    I used to put the gizzard of the turkey in my brothers pants and tell the dog to get the food. Dogs love gizzard. Lots of ball biting. And crying.
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    My aunt gave me a handy under the table, it was hot to me, I fucked her next year, true story, niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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