What will be the "official" reason for the divorce?

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  1. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    I think it will either be........................

    "we were too much in love; it was distracting"

    "we need to put our fading/nonexistent careers first"

    "we couldn't work out how to spend enough time together between my 12 hours-per-week job and Beth's unemployment"
  2. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro Civilian Again Gold

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    "irreconcilable differences" I doubt we'll hear more from Beff.
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    [​IMG] .............. :bigthink
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    Chuck Kongo Well-Known Member

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    Don't know what the "spin" will be, but the Lord Of Casa De La Chimney will send Yokostrosky to the glue factory BEFORE this October because the pre-nup $$$$$$ will be upped at 5 years and he will lose fewer marbles if she doesn't make it there.
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    Icculus Active Member

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    Beth's contract is current with Howard's Sirius contract.
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    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    He'll have to because other news outlets will cover it, and he couldn't stand to have wild speculation, let alone the unvarnished truth out there unchallenged.

    And I highly doubt Beefus is just going to disappear. We're going to be seeing her here and there and everywhere and Howard will definitely address her comings and goings.

    :secret: clandestinely, of course
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    Kool Active Member

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    they're having problems at the moment
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    Beth doesn't want to get AIDS.
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    I wonder if Beth whines about wanting to get out of her contract as much as Howard does.
  10. Icculus

    Icculus Active Member

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    hell no. her big payday comes after Howard's retirement. her parting gift with the promise of silence will be SUBSTANTIAL.
  11. Lifendz

    Lifendz New Member

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    She probably wants to have children and realizes her ability to do so is getting smaller by the day. Always thought Howard would break down and give her a baby, if anything just to get her to stop adopting and making out with every animal that crosses her path.
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    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    That is exactly what I was going to say.
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    schnauzer Active Member

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    Howard will blame 'jealous haters' -- this site will, for sure, be granted an honorable mention in Howard's account of his tragic break-up
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    "well, all i'll say is that she probably shouldn't be around young children"
  15. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Well-Known Member

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    Howie realizes that Beff should have been a one-week fling in 1997. Howie considers himself an intellectual, a major talent and an earner. Beff's a talentless bimbo with an OK body and no career.

    Do you hear the longing in his voice when he interviews talented babes like Jewel? He could have a someone like that and knows it.
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    Martina New Member

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    Beth was the only stupid bimbo that didn't demand a baby before the nuptials. All she got was a piece of paper and a ring she holds in front of her face whenever a camera is in the vicinity. Beth was the best Howard could do, he can't face that...too bad she lied about her age when they met :(
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    Donkeyboy2190 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I guarantee she keeps the last name
  18. greedyjew

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    He's whacking off to porn at 2 in the morning while being married to a model. Sounds like everything is fine.

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