What's the weirdest thing you ever put your dick in/on?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I've had my dick in/on some fucked up shit. :facepalm:
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    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

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    in b4 yer Mom's box
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    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Yer moms b.........Damn :ninja:
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    blairg loving Mari

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    My ex. :facepalm:
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    ag's front butt.
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    Glanced by and I thought it said Mandingo :wtf:
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  8. Satori Brah

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    Django
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    baltimore mike known madman

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    Is there still time to work mom jokes in here, or have they been used already? :c
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    nice examples
  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I was waiting for the mom jokes to subside before I got serious with this, yo. :c
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Shot Dead

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    VCR slot.
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    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

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    we're on to black man ass now :c
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    Poison ivy.
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    A shoe box full of raw bloody calf liver


    Hole at one end for the penial entrance.

    Hole at other side of shoe box with a 200 watt light bulb turned on to make the liver in the box @98 degrees. :coffee:










    :dance::dance::dance::dance:
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    oderus
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    Winner.
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    $100 gift card. :c

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