What's Wrong with the Car?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by GHP, Dec 10, 2012.

  1. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    It won't start. Has gas, turns over, won't start :mad:
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    It's black.
  3. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Kick it.
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    Bye You! Extreme VIP Gold

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    goddammit YOU BEAT ME TO IT! :pissed:
  5. beatlejaws

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    blocked fuel filter
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan Of Sweat Gold

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    find a man to start the car
  7. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    Grey

    It's been doing that herky-jerky thing when it's cold, but then runs fine after it warms up. Now it won't start
  8. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    Tell me more, Grasshopper
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    battery
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    Plot flaw. You don't have a car.
  11. PullMyFinger

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    Water in your fuel lines.
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    Time to get a new donkey, this one is getting ready to die.
  13. gilaet

    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    When was the last time you checked the turn signal fluid?
  14. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict

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    Not now, HAL.
  15. MasterBlaster

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    Get a new fuel filter.
  16. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    No that's you

    This is my brother's but we're driving it. Now it won't start
  17. Slippy

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    I'm a girl...but with my own experience, if it's turning over and not catching - it's either not catching a spark or not getting fuel.
  18. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    Or cheap gas, maybe?

    This morning.

    Fag

    No
  19. Ron Decline

    Ron Decline New Member Shot Dead

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    G, the technical term for your car problem is: It's fucked up.
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    The car is seriously depressed, and wont work, because it has come to the realization that it is actually in the 3rd world. :c

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