When i was 13 i banged a 17 year old

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  1. baltimore mike

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    she was retarded but it still counts :cheer:
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    So you were both retards :dontknow:
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    Wake up, Mikey, time to die.
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    :c
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    What breed of cat?
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    no schtick
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    So mentally she was what, 5?
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    it was her idea
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    No schtick, when I was 19 I banged a 19 year old. That's the entire story.
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    But she was retarded.
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    she sucked at giving head
  14. cheezedbyfate

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    when did you first take it in the can????
    was it a gurl with a strap on or a hung blaek dood?
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    two fat retards grinding their gunts into each other never counts
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    Maybe your dick tasted disgusting. I don't know many retards that turn down a meal :dontknow:
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    the clean up must be such a chore.....
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