When you finish a big steamy dump, if you are going to shower right away, do you

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Naturally Autodidactic VIP

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    use toilet paper?

    It would be the "green" thing to not use the paper, wouldn't it? :dontknow:
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    As opposed to a dry, dusty dump?
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    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Definitely still use tp.

    Who wants a shitty washcloth? :dontknow:
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    Wipe then shower
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    I never get my ass off that bowl until I can't find shit with paper.
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    Scrub your ass then scrub yo face
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    You'd definitely want to wash the sphincter last.
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    holy shit do people really do that? Gonna get shit all over the shower. fuckin nasty.
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Naturally Autodidactic VIP

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    Would it make any difference if you had a nice "ate all my vegetables" movement with a clean cutoff as opposed to a "Didn't eat dinner, drank all night and ate bar food" mess?
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    I stop at pissing in the shower.
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    Obsessively wipe, then shower.
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    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Except girls don't poop.
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    The worst is when you shower and then have to shit. The shower shit sucks.
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    gwartney Naturally Autodidactic VIP

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    You shit in the shower? Do you then have to stomp it through all the little holes in the drain?
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    I was going to reply in kind. No way does something as hot as RM's ass produce anything nasty. :no:
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    Shower farts are about the worst. That moist humid air amplifies the stench of the fart and you are stuck in that little box. Every time I do it, I say never again.
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    There's nothing green about my steamy piles.

    I will go in with a turtle tail to drop off, though. Great drain in my tub.

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    Some comedian has a bit on this. Basically it's a fucking reset. If you shower then have to shit, it's best just to take another shower. Otherwise the whole day is off balance, cats and dogs living together, etc....
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    Rainbows and unicorns :yay:

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