which nut do you nut from?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member VIP

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    my load always seems to originate from my right nut. dunno why (?) :dontknow:
  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Both, thats why I spray across the room.
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Reproductive Specialist VIP Poster Of The Year

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    neither, tied those fuckers off. I am NOT the father.
  4. bertman19

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    Gues you're the non-reproductive specialist now.
  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member VIP

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    you shoot dust?
  6. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member VIP

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    As soon as I get married I will tell you.
  7. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member VIP

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    they call you The Sprinkler.

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  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Reproductive Specialist VIP Poster Of The Year

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    I shoot love
  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    What comes out? I've always been curious.
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Reproductive Specialist VIP Poster Of The Year

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    not sure if srs.

    It's exactly the same as before minus the sperm
  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member VIP

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    the sperms grow old, trapped in your sack, then they die
  12. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Go suck one off and find out homo.
  13. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    Ah.
  14. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member VIP

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    Hole - you don't have to be married to nut
    you can nut on your own
    it's a free country.. no one can stop you.
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Well-Known Member

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    I fire from both barrels simultaneously. Thank gawd for shop towels on a roll.

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