Who stuffs your stocking?

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Not in a sexual way, you dirty birds.

    In a Santa way. I've done my own stocking for years - so it's never a surprise. This year PP asked if he could...I was hesitant - until my daughter offered to take him out to do it correctly.

    I made them a list, name-brands included, and sent them with my make-up case to ensure preciseness.

    It was VERY cute when he looked at me and said: "What's this going to cost?"

    I said "hundreds"

    He said "a hundred?"

    I laughed.

    She just picked him up.

    Boy is about to be schooled in what women spend at Shopper's drugmart.
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    koam Playa' Pimp Gold

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    I'd like to stuff yours! :p
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    koam Playa' Pimp Gold

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    Ooops, didn't read the first sentence :facepalm:
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    This response was non-negotiable. Thank you for getting it out of the way quickly, my friend. :hat:
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    Nantrax Former useless mod Gold

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    :nocheer:
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    harlock Coming Soon... Staff Member

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    As long as he has guidance, it should be fun for you. :)
  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    Surprises are overrated. :coffee:
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    nazdrowie Sultan Of Sweat Gold

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    those old ass broads that sit behind the makeup counter ALWAYS have to say "Good day, sir" everytime you walk into a Shoppers. it's almost as bad as Walmart now
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    :lo5: Agreed! No offense to men, but I wouldn't expect him to know hair products, or mascara preferences, or pad choices. Things that should be in a stocking. No point in a guy winging it and buying shit all wrong, wasting his money on shit I'll never use.

    It will be the first time in YEARS that I didn't stuff my own stocking...so even though I gave them a list, it will still be a bit of a surprise! :cheer:
  10. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    Santa, obv
  11. harlock

    harlock Coming Soon... Staff Member

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    :ral: Would you even want him to know that stuff?
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Only if they suck, spud. I tend to handle my own Christmases, and my mom just buys me whatever I ask for. My kids make me presents.

    It will be a nice change!
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    :giggle:

    Well, it would be helpful - but I'd definitely question his sexuality if he did.
  14. Oh So Much

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    Pads in a stocking? :(
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    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    Oh yes. Takes up space, makes the stocking look bigger - and nobody questions which one is mine. ;)
  16. stripes

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    ima stuffer, never a stuffee:coffee:
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    Oh So Much Active Member VIP

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    :jj: ok :p
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    i'm over 10; there is no other way (and i was really hoping you would)
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    yeah you get lots of little stocking stuffers at the dollar store to make the stocking look fuller. lots of little crap and at least one really good thing.
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Active Member VIP

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    You sound like a professional stuffer! :iohi5:

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