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Why are blaeks so much cooler than the whites?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Jimi Hendrix? Cooler than the whites..:facepalm:

    Eddie Murphy? Cooler than the whites...:coffee:

    Samuel L. Jackson? Cooler than the whites...:eek:
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    baltimore mike known madman

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    Reggie lover
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    JJR New Member

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    Eddie Murphy is most certainly NOT cool.
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    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    blacks have smaller penises.
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    He used to be. :dontknow:

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    banksy Zip it, cunt. VIP

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    most blacks smell like feet

    the exceptions are the coconut smelling blacks

    and the weed scented blacks
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    White people are kinda lame.
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    BrulesRules Can I kick it?!?! VIP

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    Blacks have to use lots of lotion or cocoa butter in the winter :grad:
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    eddie murphy?!?!?!?!?!
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    extra bone in their ankle.
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Ive known a couple dorkie black people, They're not all cool. :dontknow:
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    BrulesRules Can I kick it?!?! VIP

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    you truly can find anything on google image search
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    Chappelle Show clips are like the El Dorado of the internet, bro. Such legend, so few clues.
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    Eddie Murphy picks up transvestites.
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    [video=youtube;CMi4XH0uhSw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMi4XH0uhSw[/video]
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    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    My negro Dre is cooler than me. When we go out he says to the waitresses and bartender chicks stuff like "Yeah listen sweetheart, bring my man Vyb a Harp and me a Smithwicks" all slick and whatnot. They love it. I could never pull it off.
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    If ya got no money you got to be cool to get laid.

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