Why does Eric the Shitcock take everyone and everything so seriously?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member

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    The dude answers EVERY insult or joke on him. He is gullible to a fault. Never laughs. You'd think by now he would just ignore or laugh at his haters.
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    Tinman Steaming Mad Gold

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    If I was 4 feet tall and in a wheelchair, I'd be a bitter asshole too.
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    Hateman Well-Known Member

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    I'd be bitter, but I wouldn't be stupid like he is
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    Icculus Active Member

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    his mom must have been chasing crack hits with grain alcohol during the pregnancy.
  6. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro Civilian Again Gold

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    In 50 tweets (a page worth) he says "fuck" 73 times! LOL

    His twitter can be summed up as "fuck off you dumb-fuck".

    Whoever is following him on here is a fool. It gets boring after about a day.
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    He's not very bright, and takes himself very, very seriously.

    He's so into swearing (he must think people will perceive him as cool and tough if he swears) that he crams inappropriate curse words into sentences, just to have them represented. Like: "I don't DAMN talk like that." Or: "I do THE FUCK not."
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    Mojopin Average Member VIP

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    He has not exactly had a normal upbringing. Never had a chance to develop social skills because of his ailments and most likely constant coddling from his folks. I feel bad for the guy.
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    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    The swearing is his life force/fire in the belly, he has nothing to live for other than defending his delusional sense of dignity.

    On the show, they could make him a lot funnier if they didn't cut him off every 3 fucking seconds. I love how he has to take a breath within 2-syllable words, I find him addictive.
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    I'm just not sure why he ever listens or calls in to the show. He obviously doesn't get humor. I'm talking back when the show was funny, not sure if anyone gets it now.
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    Isn't that little asshole dead yet?

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    He's retarded. That's why.
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    The martians dont laugh. They ack.

    Ack Ack!
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    Has he ever laughed? I suppose I've seen him smile a time or two.
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    knu3421 Meep Meep! VIP

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    i heard him laugh once when howard said i have a full head of hair! he giggled.
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    duhh hes a half imbecile...
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    Man he's got a CRAB HAND to jack off with. Not even that really. He admittedly fucks a bed. You ever tried to fuck a bed? A bed full of midget semen and tears? It can't be conducive to good mental health.

    But seriously, I kinda think its his shtick now. I dimly remember his first few calls to the show and he seemed way more upbeat. I just always figured that they told him to dial up his anger as he became a frequent caller.He's even said on more than one occasion that his personality for the show was fake.
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    That angers not fake yo. Just hit him up on Twitter and ax him about his pube collection, you'll see.
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    He's happy when he sees half naked men wrestling around in their underwear.
  20. ravenrules

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    It's all an act. He's playing a "character".

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