Would Howard attend if Fred or Gary kid's got shot??

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  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Active Member

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    Would Howard attend if Fred or Gary's kids got shot??

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    Howard would find a way to make the funerals all about him.
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    As long as he gets a good seat. :coffee:
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    Howard would invite Chevy, Joan, and Barbara Walters, and Billy Joel to accompany him and Beth would tip off TMZ.
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    Yes. The media would be there.
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    Beff would throw a shoe. But attend the opening of a jar of mayo later that evening...:coffee:
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    He's a great guy, I'm sure he'd offer to do a photo shoot to raise money for the families (with a lot of conditions attached, of course). He couldn't attend any public functions because he'd be mobbed by adoring fans.
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    Holy shit, you are too right.
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    Only if there is a red carpet leading up to the altar...
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    Beth would wear a "titty dress".
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    Why not, she dressed like a whore to her own wedding and to a temple...:coffee:
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    :winner:

    If there are cameras and celebrities, Howard will be there for his close-up.
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    NotMyBro Civilian Again Gold

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    Of course not. He can't be bothered with goyim non-celeb shit.
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    Not if it was in the summer.
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    Only if they would do the funeral on the air between 6 and 10.
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    Pluggy wanted Richard Christy to plan his wedding around his schedule...


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    AGT howard would go. his people would announce it to media outlets and he'd crowbar it into AGT related interviews and appearances. he has this delusion that he can make america love him and think he's a great guy. this would be way bigger than hugging a little black kid.

    pre-AGT howard would not feel like going and so he wouldn't. there would be some last minute mishap excuse like with gary's dad's funeral.
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    Well, he might show his face for the Norris'. Isn't Tess Jewish? :secret:Not just that -- only this week Howard declared that Fred is a "B-list celebrity", which is way fancier than the kind of crowd that Beth is used to hobnobbing with. He made no reference to Gary's place in the fame strata, though. So Mary & the boys can suck it.
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    Umm, he'll just send a deli tray.
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    "Robin, beff and I didnt attend. We didnt want it to be all about us. We sent a beautiful note instead."

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