Would Jeffrey Dahmer have made a good Navy SEAL?

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov His brain is gone, Jim VIP

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    I say yes. :umunch:

    "Hey Jeff, go kill that guy."

    "Okay."

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  2. dinkus mayhem

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    better nyc cop.
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    Reggie couldnt swim though...Fact.
  4. zhukov

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    Assuming of course that he could keep his drinking under control.
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    He probably would of eaten Bin Laden.
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    let me get a napkin first
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    I'd say he would have been more adept as a CIA agent. They seem like they would be more likely to do all the hairy shit he was into.
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    He would not make a good sailor.
  9. zhukov

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    he'd bite all the other seamen's dicks off when it was his turn in the glory hole barrel.
  11. BearShit

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    So The Agency likes to fuck guys and store them for a few days then eat them

    :rolleye:
  12. zhukov

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    Just finished the book "No Easy Day" about the bin Laden raid. Great read.
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    I couldn't imagine Dahmer on USS Nimitz with all those black cooks

    :chair:
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    That sailor who wrote it pisses me off
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    who would win? Dexter vs Dahmer
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    hmmmmmmmmmmm

    tv show vs real serial killer.

    :facepalm:
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    zhukov His brain is gone, Jim VIP

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    Why, he didn't give anything away.
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    We have unwritten rules in the military

    And he broke them
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    I hear ya bro. You a Marine, right?

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