You ever fucked a Turkey?

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member

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    Well, Gobble Gobble Bitches!

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    Your threads are consistently fucking terrible
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    No, can't say I have.
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    Once but I was gonna share it in the Funny Thanksgiving Day stories thread
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    Be nice.
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    [video=youtube;LATKP6Dj9X8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LATKP6Dj9X8[/video]

    4:25 in..."Did you cum in this chicken?"
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    "It's a clean bird, I didn't cum into the chicken."
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    You're fucking fowl
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    NSFW
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    Salmonella penis
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    Having sex with a bird cavity is really weird because you can get your entire hand inside one of those. It would be like having sex with a diseased greasy large sack.
  16. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes I tie the turkeys legs together first, It's much juicer and tighter that way.
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    oh, that's why it's weird
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    :facepalm:
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    Like a hot dog down a hallway, only witb samonella
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    At 3:30

    [video=youtube;BoMFxBoQF8Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BoMFxBoQF8Q#t=215s[/video]

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