You evuh paint yer g/fs or wifes or b/fs or husbands toe nails?

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  1. Stevie

    Stevie 5-MeO-DMT VIP

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    How did you do tha first time?


    Didja think you did good? Did they like it..? Or wazz it terrible?










    Juss wondering
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    My sister painted my toe nails once. She did a good job.
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    Awwwwwww, thatzz cute.
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    nope. is it fun? sexytime?
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    I enjoyed it...
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I passed out drunk one time in college, and some girls painted my toenails pink. :dontknow:
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    :jerk:


    Go on...
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    Love for a guy to play with my feets.
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    Stevie 5-MeO-DMT VIP

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    Oh?
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    Why dont you and wack lay down, spoon, then wait for a cement truck to run over yer respective heads.
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    Stevie 5-MeO-DMT VIP

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    Why would we do that? That would be stupid. Now fuck off...
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    No and never want to. I have shaved ex-girlfriend's pussies before and we used to always shower together and wash each other. :mjerk:
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:
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    Shower gel? Soap? Shaving cream?
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    The works.
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    zingger Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sorry sweetie. Didn't mean to hurt yer feelings.


    Now plz drink bleach. The both of you. Liars.
  19. Stevie

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    :console:


    You seem...boring.



    Anyhoos, bleach izz bad fer you dumb dumb, why would I drink that?!?





    Fucking jerkoff...
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