if it was up to me i'd rather give my turn to a smelly homeless bum or a gigantic fat guy.
since i'm not a man and beth is a real cunt i'd also give my turn to the fat guy or the bum if the fuck option was there.
☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."
See, I'd make sure I went out and drank for about 8 hours the night before, and then hit a late night Taco Bell. So essentially, I'd be able to piss out of my ass. So, you know, two horses with one stone.