OK, it's a slow news day so I am pulling these out of my ass. The Jacksons are profoundly fucked up.
Jermaine Jackson named 2 out of his 9 children Jermajesty and Jaafar, so he obviously has his doctorate in Fucked Up Names and he's at it again. This time Jermaine Jackson is dipping his own last name in liquid foolery. The L.A. Times says that Jermaine has gone to court and asked them to let him legally change his last name from Jackson to Jacksun. Yes, JackSUN. That sounds like the name of a lube made of orange juice. We all know that Jermaine is changing his name because he is crazy and suffers from chronic attention whoreism, but he claims he's doing it for "artistic reasons..from Dlisted.com
The next dog or cat I get, or maybe the next fish, I'm going to name them "Jermajesty". That name is a thing of beauty.