Who writes 20,000 to 30,000 emails to anyone???
General John Allen -America's top commander in Afghanistan- has several shit-filled 55 gallon drums hanging over his head after revelations of an extramarital e-romance with a Kardashianesque Tampa socialite named Jill Kelley has come to light in the past 24 hours.
How many members here at Dawgs Saloon share their personal phone number with fellow Saloon members or engage in THOUSANDS of email exchanges in pursuit of e-poon or e-penis?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?