Make a video for his mother in law that doesn't include a crotch shot of her daughter.
Have fun at a wedding
Not have to have the halls cleared for him.
Fuck a stripper without having to buy her a car.
Post a picture of himself without photoshopping out his adam's apple.
play an instrument in a real band
Learn chess without paying for a teacher
Learn photography without paying for a teacher.
Buy his own clothes
Not be proud about buying a watch by yourself.
Drinking to his heart's desire.
Enjoying the 'little things' in life, like celebrating Halloween.
My posts are merely conjecture and opinion; furthermore, they have no relation to anyone living or deceased.
Enjoy the little things
I like the idea of the thread, but it probably ended with "pee standing up"
Enjoy doing his dream job (drumming) without huge $$$
disrobe in front of his wife
baphomet: do what thou wilt.
Originally Posted by chuk
Have sex with Sal.
Oh, Howard could have sex with Sal.
Watch the Tonite Show without seething with jealousy
Buy tampons for his wife.
Look at Jon Hein without getting an erection.
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