I appreciate your advice in this matter except oderus.
My wife is a Dallas Cowboys fan, fuck you Chirza. Should I get her a current players jersey, a recent past 1990's jersey ie Aikman etc., or a Hall of Famer jersey ie Staubach, Randy White, Dorsett, or even older player like Bob Lilly or Don Meredeth.
And should I get a white or Blue away jersey.
Me I just want an air compressor and some cock socks.
I'd like the Illuminatti to stop fucking with us, I want spaceships to be real and I want teh aliens to be nice to us.