I found this stray wire haired terrier that had no hair on his back, which was covered in motor oil. No one would take the hairless dog at the vet so we took him in and named him slick. I'd walk that dog and mothers would grasp their children - he looked hideous. Cut off his balls about a year later and all his hair grew back. Swear to god. Just a thought for you guys out there with male pattern baldness.