sorority chicks eat raw cookie dough in their pajamas
Raw eggs, shmaw eggs. When I was little, the doctor told my mom to make me milkshakes with a raw egg in them because I was so tiny. As long the eggs aren't cracked, they're cool.
This is better than rejuvenation.
Xmas avatar by Horsetoothed- it's s'cute
The Keebler elves are like the Messicans of the LOTR elves.