Somebody needs to get this to Beth with the words "THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE, YOU DINGUS!!!" as the subject line.
a soft voice drawing people in
a natural, surgery-free, fresh-faced look
a calm demeanor
natural charm and sex appeal
words that, when strung together, form coherent thoughts
Everything that Mrs. Baldwin has swooped down and "stolen" from those giant mitts of Beth, or from her dreams, I'm sure was offered freely, as opposed to the backroom wranglings to try to foist Beth onto a completely-not-clamouring-for-her public.
A cause or company would want Mrs. Baldwin speaking for it..................despite the accent.
I don't think there are two more perfectly mirror-opposite couples in all of showbiz, and we couldn't have pooled our money together and sponsored a better fame-assassin for Beth. This shit is almost systematic! At every turn there she is: Extra gig, PETA gig, etc.
I'd like to believe that Mrs. Baldwin is one of the main reasons why Beth is running off to ferret festivals in Chicago; she can't find anything else because Hilaria has knocked her a few rungs lower on the ladder she was already desperately clinging to the bottom of.
And the best part of it all is that it all seems effortless..................Hilaria is just naturally ascending as Beth is falling like the dead weight she always was.
prediction: we'll know how badly Beth did/didn't does/doesn't want kids when Mrs. Baldwin becomes pregnant. If she did/does want them, she's gonna explode in a volcano of erratic behavior................even more than normal I mean. She simply won't be able to conceal the teeth-grinding jealous rage behind that phony shiny horsey smile-mask anymore.
Oh, that's a perfect summary. I was thinking about this yesterday - how Hilaria carries herself with grace and everything she does seems effortless. She's genuinely likable - the "anti-Beth".
The age diff is about 11 years. Same diff as Beth and Emily.
There was an episode of TNT's The Closer (with friend of THSS, Kyra Sedgwick) called To Serve With Love that featured some dude who was believed to have been killed who had a daughter who was a grown woman and then he married a woman the same age as his daughter.
Here's a snippet from a recap of the episode (can't find it on youtube, but it's fuckin' hilarious):
Originally Posted by tvrage.com
She and Pope sit down with Steven’s wife, Shannon, and daughter, Andrea. Shannon tells Andrea that she should call her mom, but Andrea says that Shannon sat behind her in 8th grade French.