that's one word you could useLOL. Stephen A. Smith. A couple months ago the onion posted this article:
Stephen A. Smith Thinking Son Is Finally Ready For The Sex Argument
BRISTOL, CT—Sensing the 9-year-old is now old enough to engage in a heated debate on the subject, Stephen A. Smith reportedly decided Monday that his son is finally ready for the sex argument. “It’s a big milestone in every father-son relationship to sit your child down and dispute his pathetic ideas about the birds and bees,” said Smith, fondly remembering his own father belligerently talking over him when he got the sex argument as a boy. “He’s at that age where he’s starting to hear some things about sex at school, so it’s important for me as a parent to corner him on his logical inconsistencies and force him to admit he doesn’t have the experience to know what the hell he’s talking about.” Smith said he is ready to have the argument as soon as his son gets home from school and can get in front of a camera
Stephen A. Smith thought it was real and immediately took to twitter in his own defense until someone told him what the onion was. He's a character.