The biggest and best crime committed by the white male is that we continually mind fuck the black man without even trying. It is all on the black man to stop us from perpetrating this evil crime. The white man has to do nothing more than exist in order to commit this heinous crime. Ponderous...fucking ponderous.
You forgot that white people invented the racist legacies of math, science, the English language and a 40-hour work week.