I know I'll never be forgiven for this.....You might have to see a kitten stomped to death to rid your mind of it.......But I doubt it'd work....
It is almost hard to describe how every second of one performance can be an abortion.
1.) Celine Dion
2.) Celine playing her leg like a guitar
3.) Covering a sacred AC/DC song
4.) Changing the lyrics from the girl to a boy. Think about that for a second. Yes you can easily change the words, "she was a fast machine," to," he was a fast machine." However, you change the entire concept and purpose for the song around. I can't change Prince's "Little Red Corvette," to "Big Ford F150," you fuck up the whole song.
5.) Some unknown to sing the second verse
There are a million more but I don't have the energy to point them out.