She is beyond fake. I can't imagine what them being alone is like. She just says whatever she thinks Howard wants to hear, it's just so cringe worthy.
I hope to god I'm never unfortunate enough to be in a relationship with a girl like Beth. Stern has to realize that she's full of shit, I mean c'mon it's so obvious. "I'm perfect for him." pff.
As smart as he seems he is a retard when it comes to Beth. He must be delusional when it comes to that. Mind you the show has been producing some if the hackiest material it ever has. Maybe it's just full blown dementia. His psychiatrist is probably buying a 4th country home on his back so he's not saying shit.
I'm pretty sure he has.......................within the past 6-8 months, even.
He..............or his twin brother..................was on and they were talking about sex, and Howard took a call and the caller asked Howard if he and Beth engaged in foreplay.
Howard was completely floored by the question. There was silence, followed by some stuttering, and finally an admission of something to the effect of.................."look, whatever we do, it works for us!".
which not only equals "absolutely no foreplay whatsoever", but also some amaaazingly putrid, or freaky-bad weird, or cringe-worthy things. or a combination of all these things.
or "no sex whatsoever ever"
However repulsive and appalling we might think things are, they're worse.
It's so fucked up he couldn't even lie about it!
"He's so out of touch and delusional that he doesn't realize his entire life is built around extravaganza." - Benjamen