"Do not use around pacemakers, or electrical devices."
My mom called me this morning to ask why I had a death wish for my dad. Her and my brother thought it would be really funny to tell me that I had him sent to the hospital last night.
It was a $3 toy that I got each of my nephews............THREE DOLLARS! I didn't read the fucking fine print or consider I might give my dad a fucking heart attack!!! Jesus h. Christ.