This . . .Why did Howard name IBM Connections, Moldred?
The pre written monologs are a huge step backwards. All to make Howard have less stuff to do.
Howard does nothing today. He come in to work at 0550 to see his wig lady. (since Howard wants money from HowardTV).
05.59 showprep starts. Gary tells Howard what guests are coming + hand over all the prewritten stuff to Howard.
06.03 Showstarts. 30 minutes of different rants. The same rants for the last 7 years. "I made Sirius" "Where is my money" "To many people on earth. Abortions (only jews should have babies)" "Did you hear?", Dad/mom impression, Bill Clinton impression, Kennedy Impression.
Pre screened phone calls from scripted callers: Bobo, ETM, MAFB....
06.45 15 minutes break. Howard eats and get prepped for the guest.
"I am the world greatest interviewer. NBC wanted me to do an interview show"
-How big is you cock?
-Do you like anal?
-How much money do you have?
-Any famous friends?
I am an actor, I am Americas judge, I influenced you, I make people, I I I I I I...
0745 another 15 minutes break. Show prep +"meetings"
0800 the next guest. Repeat again.
0845 15 minutes break to gather strength for all the live plugs
0900 Shitty Robin song. Robins "news"
0941 Anything else?
0958 Some random phone call.
10.01 "let me tell you about this"
10.02 I am a tortured man....