Just got my foot crushed at Farm Boy on Bank Street
I was shopping for some cabbage that they had on sale and I like to buy it in bulk you see, and I accidently ran my cart into a group of jews on account of how excited I was to get as much of their cabbage stock as possible. Well, thats about the time when my life was turned upside down.
One of the jews pulled me by my hair onto the ground and the others started SLAMMING giant frozen turkeys onto my feet and leg area and one of them eventually crushed my foot and broke it in 3 places. The pain was absolutely excrutiating and I SCREAMED so loud the manager came over and pulled me out of the melee.
I'm just sitting in emergency awaiting my release and pain medications