Happy Birthday Ashley Jade Stern
January 24, 1993 (age 20 years)
As a longtime fan of the Stern show I recall that you were a 'save the marriage' baby that your father never wanted.
In October 1992, Stern became the first to have the number one morning radio show in New York and Los Angeles simultaneously. Your father was a big star. He wanted to be in the champagne room at Scores not at home with another bundle of burden like you. He told us more than once that he had to live his own life when asked about his love of everything but being a father to his little girls. In fact while you were home just a few days old your father was planning a big super bowl party with lots of whores. Towel size and erection concealment talk went on for a few days.
Your daddy made a career out of scull fucking other peoples kids. When you see your father ask him why he is now attacking Jodie Fosters kids?
In conclusion, enjoy college and have lots of sex with all races,creeds and colors.
Your father loves cock talk. Be prepared for the awkward moments when dad inquires about cock you have consumed while away at college.