That's not really true Dawg, there are lot's of things you can do lifestyle wise to increase your life expectancy. The preaching is obnoxious, but if I had to put money on whether Howard will out live most of his staff, I would
The ultimate hypocrisy of his "evolved, cows are human-like" bullshit is that he and his cunt wife are massive consumers of leather. Shoes (and given the size of Beth's feet she probably has a herd of cow skins in her lighted shoe closet), "pocketbooks", auto upholstery and on and on. According to Howard these creatures are almost cannibalistic to eat but utilizing their skins to show off wealth is just fine.