You get the last 2 weeks of the season, which are great conference matchups.
Then, you start getting the Conference Championships, with the mid-majors going first, followed by the stronger conferences.
Then, they announce the Tournament bracket.
Then, you get 2 weekends of solid basketball, with the first 4 days being a complete punch you in the face basketball overload. But you'll be prepared, because you spent so much time watching all the Conference Championships earlier.
I don't play that shit. You cut my dick off, you better run goddamnit.