Than do this. Buy a big blue dildo and a little blue pill(Viagra). Tell him, "you're gonna take one of these. Your choice" hopefully he chooses the pill. Give him a fun night and save the dildo for yourself.
Yes, Beeton has restaurants. You'd have to remove the word "nice" from "nice dinner for 2", though.
I could cook him a better meal.
Closest decent places to eat are about a half hour either south or north. I believe that we're going to do that regardless. I should still buy the boy something. He'll likely insist on paying for dinner.
I know he needs new work shoes (I bought him work boots for Christmas). Is this just WAY too "unromantic" though? Too practical?
My Ex bought me work boots for x-mas one time, most uncomfortable boots ever. I say a blowie is the best way to go