I wish I could tell you that Chriza fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Chriza would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Chriza - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
n 1966, Chriza escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Chriza did it in less than twenty. Oh, Chriza loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out Chriza's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Kanye was killed, Chriza decided he'd been here just about long enough. Chriza did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Chriza crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
Originally Posted by MONK
Blizz thinks he's smart and funny. He is really just a fucking tool.
Originally Posted by Napoleon V
Can you imagine the level of a mind that is an e-bully?
[QUOTE=Chriza;3613436]So first I found out that we made bonus this quarter so my check will be fat
Then I found out I'm having steak for dinner
And now my ladyfriend is trying to convince me to go to Benihana with her tomorrow
Your ladyfriend has a penis, doesn't he? Tell the truth.
Originally Posted by Neesie
I actually picture you EXACTLY like that Tony Soprano av you were so fucking proud of. A big, dumb WOP bullying people, so fucking proud, slowly lumbering his fat ass across a beach with a big grin on his face like he owns the world.