If Howard and Don can't fool some cable network into airing another one of her shows, she'll become author Beth again so she can make the rounds of TV talk shows to promote a new book penned by the ghostwriter.
leather tan, arm band, hat, bad hair, looks older than 41
She has an "old soul". Not the good kind like you say about an exceptionally wise person...old like "run hard, put away wet". Goldigger, booze-guzzling, phony smiling, too dumb to understand anything kind of old soul.
Ahaha that's so damn great man, you know that dult Beth obsessed over that article about being the uncool couple that people probably openly mocked back then. All she wanted was to be ingratiated into the Hamptons community and someone had the balls to name them the anti-it couple; holy Christ I would have licked her yummy tears after reading the article ha